Seriously, what if?

50TH ANNIVERSARY OF McCAIN DEATH
By; Betty Lou Anne Reynolds

July 2, 2060

While it has been said in recent months that American President McCain was a forgettable President, I tend to disagree. It was because of his passing in 2010 that allowed President Palin to rebuild an America that had sunken in chaos under McCain.

After his failure to rebuild the American econemy of the day, the country fell into economic collapse that saw over fifty percent of the country unemployed. A vast majority of the corperations left and riots where common. Inflation had left most basic needs unattainable for a majority of Americans.

It was after President Palin took office that things changed for America. She instituted laws that heavily taxed American companies whose headquarters where located outside of American borders and forced these same companies to return outsourced jobs and thier headquarters.

However, it was after her re-election that things began to change for us. By September of 2017, President Palin instituted the hisortical mandate, The Military Conscription Act. As we all know, this Act made it law that all American citizens between 18 and 35, all illegal immagrants and criminals join the American Military of the day. This mandate allowed the failing military to become a superpower.

This move allowed the old countries of Iraq and Afgahnistan to become the most secure since the begining of The War on Terror. One situation that wasn't foreseen was the pullout of American Allies. Thankfully it didn't matter since in March of 2019, President Palin restructured the American government to a more secure form that set up the security we enjoy today.

The Imperial American Dominion was founded, officially, on July 4th, 2019. The now Imperial President Palin refocused efforts for the new empire and that focus was expansion. Today we know the following as provinces, but back in 2019, they where still known as nations. The Imperial Militia soon took Iraq, Agahnistan, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Palistine, Israel, Pakistan, Canada, Mexico, Cuba and the newly Imperially forced reunification of Korea.

Today, these provinces fund the nation while giving us cheap labor.

Soon though, Imperial President Palin found the best reason to ensure our survival in a violent and heathen world. She saw the need to completely renounce the old America left in the empire.

By 2025, she had seen to the creation of The Christian Empire.

Our empire soon saw to the segregation of the most anti-Christian people. The former city of San Francisco was renamed Sanctuary City One, and used to house the former citizen who where homosexual, bisexual or trans-sexual. New York province's Long Island, now known as Sanctuary Island One, was used to house those Jewish people who didn't embrace Our Lord Jesus Christ. Sanctuary Island Two, formerly Prince Edward Island, was set aside for those with diseases spread through sexual contact. And finally, Sanctuary City Two, formerly New Orleans, was designated for the dangerous Islamic population.

Today, these areas are still used and cared for as Jesus would have, excluding Sanctuary Island Two, which has been empty for decades. However, Sanctuary City One is the only area that continues to grow in population, due to sexual deviants being found in all parts of the empire everyday. To this day, no one knows for sure why this is, but many attest it to God Almighty testing this great nation. Finally, Sanctuary City Two has been left to fend for itself after Hurricane Jericho made a direct hit in 2052, leaving most of the city under ten feet of stagnant water.

Palin's final test came in 2040, at the age of 76, when Russia invaded the provinces of Iran, Korea and Canada. Unfortunatly, the Imperial Lady didn't survive to see the end of the war, passing to her Lord on January 23rd of 2043. Thanks be unto God Alighty that our current leader, Emporer Track Palin, beat down the invaders.

The war left Russia in ruins and in a state of constant civil war. The European Union has attempted aid over the years, but to no success.

Today, we are strong and secure in the hands of God Almighty. Soon, the Emporer has promised that the sparsly populated continent of Africa will be part of The Christian Empire, due to the gutting of its people by the demon of AIDS, genocide and terrorists. In due time, though, the empire will hold the whole of Earth in its gentile hands.

God Almighty awaits that day to send His son back to our waiting arms. And thanks be unto God Almighty when that day arrives. May God Almighty bless each of you faithful citizens of the empire on this Foundation Holiday.



Imperial Associated Press - July 2, 2060