Cuz I'm as big as a roast and thicker than most

Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing gurl

I offer big love
With no apology
How can I deny the world
The most of me

I am not afraid
To throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm
Big, gay and beautiful
Face the facts
They're simply irrefutable

No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When baby, I'm servin' up
The whole damn feast

Slice me off a piece
Of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside
My book of recipes

Now, don't you sniff around
For something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings
A man-sized appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar
And a dash of spice
I'll let ya lick my spoon
Because it tastes so nice

So keep it in my oven
'Til it's good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Because I'm
Big, gay and beautiful
And there's nothin' 'bout me
That's unsuitable

So why sit in the bleachers
Timid and afraid
When babies,
I'm lookin' like the whole parade!

They say that
White has might
And thin is in
Well that's just bull

Cause babies big is back
And as for black
It's Beautiful

All shapes and sizes
Follow me
Who wants a twig
When you can climb the whole tree